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dimanche 26 novembre 2017

No ID

My son and his wife think I don't hear them arguing upstairs. But they don't know that during my youth I had very good ears. I act, however, as if nothing happens. After my stupidity, I don't have the right to complain.

But I was so eager to find my youth back that when this traveling salesman rang my door with this elixir of youth at a ridiculous price, I didn't think and, just after he left, immediately drank it.

At first, I could not be happier to have found  back the body of my 20 years.

Then I realized a slight problem: my 20YO self no longer exists legally for more than 40 years.

The young woman that I become no longer has valid ID, no more bank account ... And of course, I almost passed for crazy when I tried to explain I was this good old Mrs. ROMANE, rejuvenated thanks to a miracle product from which there is no longer a drop left. Even Carole, my best friend, called the police, believing she had to deal with a scammer.

Luckily, I still managed to convince my son of my identity. But with his couple problems he's having right now, I can say that my presence does not help his business. Alas, I have no choice but to come to his home if I don't want to end up on the street.


mardi 31 janvier 2017

Still in the family

"Nathan, can you come to my room please ?!"

Despite his headphones on his ears, the young man heard Cheryl's voice, his father's new girlfriend. He sighed and then shouted back:

"What's the matter ?!"
"Come on, I tell you, I need help!"

After turning off the music of his PC and cutting off his video game, Nathan walked without hurrying to his father's room. He opened the door and, without concealing his annoyance in his voice, asked:

"What the hell happened to you-- OH SHIT !!!"

Nathan panicked as she discovered on the bed a half-naked young woman whom he recognized quite easily.

"Che ... Cheryl ?!"
"Yes ... it's me," she admitted, embarrassed.
"What the hell are you ... what the... !"
"I bought this new medication that allows you to temporarily rejuvenate, you know, to surprise your father, but this idiot just told me he missed his plane and will not come back until tomorrow night! The serum will be dissipated by then! "
"I ... I understand," Nathan said, doing his best not to look at the beautiful body that his father's girlfriend was now wearing.
"The problem is that ... the drug has a side effect, and on the box it speaks of a very strong aphrodisiac effect. Normally it should not be a problem since I had to see your father but there. .. "

She bit her lip, unable to finish her sentence.

"What ... what ?!"
"I have a fucking desire to fuck !" she said as she stood up, "this thing is really strong, I can not think of anything else than sex ! I tried with a dildo but it's not enought ! I need someone to penetrate me NOW !'

Cheryl approached her beautiful son, who at last understood what she expected of him.

"No, I mean ... you're my dad's girlfriend, I ... We can not do that!"
"Nathan, I'm going to go crazy if you do not fuck me ! So decide, either I do it with you and ... it's still in the family. Or I bang the first guy I meet in the street! "


mardi 28 juillet 2015

Arranged Date


“Come on, Jack ! You seriously think this old lady will find us some good dates ?!”
“Yeah, I’m sure, we will have some “nice” girls…”
Jack had some hard time to convince his friends, Tom and Ben, to go to this arranged date. Her old neighbor, Melissa, 72, promised him to find girls for them. They just have to be well suited and on time.
“Guys, let’s just try it and we’ll see”
Jack tried to convince himself more than his friends. He hoped Melissa did it right. So, when they arrived and they see three old ladies, Melissa included, into dresses way too much sexy for their age, he despaired.
“Thank you Jack” mocked Tom and Ben.
But the three old ladies smiled and Melissa said : “I think they are ready. It’s time, girls !”
Suddenly, Melissa and her friends took each of them a flask containing a strange shiny liquid and drank it. In front of Jack, Tom and Ben’s eyes, their bodies began to rejuvenate and, one minute after, the three old ladies became three hot young women, leaving the three men speechless.
“Sorry for the joke, guys, we wanted to see your face before and after”